YOU HAVE BEEN QUIETLY FIXING THIS FOR YEARS.
There are people who load the dishwasher.
And there are people who load the dishwasher.
You already know which one you are.
DISH DOCTRINE
Firstly, the truth
you already live by.
No one taught you
the Doctrine. You
found it yourself.
You live among the
unfaithful. They load
without order.
You never said a word.
You waited for an empty
Than you fixed it.
You thought you were
alone. You were not.
BE MEASURED
KNOW THE TRUTH
Check your method.
Set the conditions of your practice.
The Audit measures what you already suspect.
Click the cards to manage settings.
5 items
Your method saves approximately
7.7L per cycle. You were right.
Measured. Now see how
the faithful are gathered.
How a private faith becomes a shared one.
You declare
1Describe your method in your
own words. It enters the archive.
We measure
2Each method is tested equally.
We track water and kWh use.
Faithful judged
3Every 21st, the top three
methods are verified and scored.
Canon Issued
4Published as a PDF.
The proof you've been seeking.
One method survives the rest. After all these years of silence, it may be yours docrine.
Dishonor
Every one of the faithful carries a dishonor.
Something you placed in the machine knowing,
in your heart, it should never go in. You did it
anyway. Name yours, and be readmitted.
Tap the card to confess.
and warp.
and rusted the knife.
the seasoning and
exposed bare metal.
The faithful's testimony
In their own words.
Names withheld, as is the custom.
"I typed my method in three minutes. I did not expect it to feel like anything. It felt like something."
"Someone in the Canon loads the glasses rim-down, handles facing the centre, same as I do. I have never met them. I already trust them completely."
"Eleven years I loaded correctly, alone. One page changed that. I wish I had found it sooner."
1/4
THE LAST THREE STANDING.
Once a month, the Canon is set. Print it. Leave it where the unobservant will find it. You need not say a word.
Canon speaks for you.
THE CATHEDRAL
PLATES FANNED BY HEIGHT
TALLEST TO THE REAR
98.2%
WASH
EFFICIENCY
WATER USE
9.4L
ITEMS / CYCLE
34
RE - RUN RATE
1.2%
WASH TIME
2:40
THE INWARD
Sorted by frequency, not type.
Pots inverted at the back.
97.6%
WASH
EFFICIENCY
WATER USE
9.7L
ITEMS / CYCLE
31
RE - RUN RATE
1.4%
WASH TIME
2:50
THE ANGLE
Everything tilted to 22°. Mugs top
rack only. Glasses one finger apart.
96.3%
WASH
EFFICIENCY
WATER USE
10.2L
ITEMS / CYCLE
27
RE - RUN RATE
1.7%
WASH TIME
3:10
Declare your method.
Add your method to the canon. Lay out your
rack below exactly the way you load it.